1. I was born at home with the help of a mid-wife, and so growing up I never saw a doctor. The concept was so foreign to me that when it came time for me to have a physical examination in order to play sports I was beside myself with worry. Afterall, I hadn't studied...
2. My elementary school was condemned because of asbestos, and so for my final year there the entire school was moved into portables.
3. This one time at the Albuquerque Zoo, I got to feed an elephant pancakes with a long pole, while riding on its back. It was diabetic...
4. My high school no longer allows class skit presentations as a part of their Homecoming Week Celebration because of me. Booo....5. I have a mole between my pinky and ring fingers on my left hand.
6. I can't stand having my feet covered by sheets that are tucked into the foot of the bed. It's too constrictive.
7. I once was in a van that lost its brakes while traversing Red Mountain Pass, and was thus forced to use a runaway truck ramp.
8. As a nervous habit, I often spell out words I hear during conversation on my right thumb using my right index finger.
And to close, a quote from Billy Madison should suffice, "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
1 comment:
i haven't given up quite so easily. i still want to hear the story about your high school skits :)
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